Vishwaguru Vishy Forgives The Whole Country In A Midnight Selfie Video, Takes Zero Questions
Vishy filmed a new video last night. He forgave everyone in the country, praised himself a little, and left before anyone could ask what, exactly, he was forgiving them for.
The video in question. Ring light: on. Questions: none.
Vishwaguru Vishy posted a new video at midnight. He filmed it himself, on his own phone, in a room with very soft lighting. There was no stage. No microphone stand. No other person anywhere in the shot.
In the video, Vishy forgave the whole country. He did not say what he was forgiving people for. He just looked into the camera, said 'I forgive you,' and uploaded it at 11:58 PM, his usual time for this sort of thing.
Godi Anchor Daily called it 'his most generous video yet.' The channel played the full video seven more times that night. Not once did anyone ask a follow-up question, mostly out of respect, and partly because Vishy has taken zero questions in ten years and was not about to start now.
A few viewers tried to find out what was actually being forgiven. This turned out to be hard. The video had no comments section, no transcript, and, as noted, no other humans in it to ask.
Vishy's family later put out a short statement. 'He forgives very fast,' it said. 'Just this morning he forgave his own alarm clock for going off on time.' A real press conference, the family added, is expected any decade now.
Readers who want to check their own status can try our Forgiveness Status Checker. Most results currently say the same thing: 'Forgiven. Reason unknown.'
"I forgive you," said Vishy, to nobody in particular, for nothing in particular.
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