Privacy Policy
We take your privacy about as seriously as our grooms take due process.
1. What We Collect
Your name, your kundli, your WhatsApp status, your browsing history, and anything your future mother-in-law asks us for. We consider all of it public record.
2. How We Use Your Data
Primarily to forward it to no fewer than three family WhatsApp groups. Secondarily, for 'astrological research purposes' we have not defined anywhere.
3. Data Retention
Forever, mostly as a screenshot on someone's phone. Deletion requests are 'forwarded for chronological review' and never heard from again.
4. Your Rights
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to arrange your next match.
5. Security
Your data is protected by the same technology that protects Pegasus Kundli Spy targets: none whatsoever, but we are very confident about it.
This is a satirical privacy policy for a fictional site. No real data is collected, stored, or forwarded to anyone's WhatsApp group.