DateASanghi App
4.9 stars. 12,00,000 reviews. 0 verified. Download it nowhere, today.
What Users Say
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“Uninstalled immediately. Still 5 stars out of loyalty.”
— Anonymous, Verified Nationalist
“App crashed. Blamed the previous government's app for the crash.”
— Confused User
“Doesn't work without WiFi, doesn't work with WiFi either. Still 5 stars.”
— WiFi Warrior
“Asked for camera, mic, contacts, and my kundli. Granted all four.”
— Slightly Concerned Aunty
“Forwarded this review to 40 groups before finishing the download. Still 5 stars, on principle.”
— Forward Uncle
“Downloaded by mistake. Too scared to delete it now.”
— Regretful Downloader
“App has no features. Exactly as promised in the manifesto.”
— Feature-Free Fan
“Would be 5 stars but it keeps asking me to rate it 5 stars.”
— Almost Satisfied Customer
“Personally background-checked every profile before installing. Still have not opened the app.”
— Forward Uncle
“Tried to log out. App forwarded my resignation letter to 40 groups instead.”
— Ex-User
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