🏟️ RAMLILA RECEPTION, NOV 1: Opposition rally against the poll chief permitted 10 am to 5 pm. No overnight stay, no marching onward. The cockroaches RSVP'd yes; their leaders remain on a one-year peace bond!⏳ APPEALS PENDING: Over 130 million names removed from voter rolls, says a rights report. In one state, 3.4 million+ appeals wait; clearing them could take at least 21 years!📰 CONSENT REQUIRED: 21 news publishers tell the Supreme Court the privacy law would make reporters seek permission from the people they write about. The groom's family has already declined!📝 UNANIMOUS, ELECTRONICALLY: Poll body tells the Supreme Court every revision order was unanimous. In urgent cases, members approve electronically and it is recorded in the file later!✅ ED CLEARANCE ISSUED: 14 Corruption cases dropped for new groom upon alliance!📜 DEGREE VERIFIED: Entire Political Science certification awarded!🏟️ RAMLILA RECEPTION, NOV 1: Opposition rally against the poll chief permitted 10 am to 5 pm. No overnight stay, no marching onward. The cockroaches RSVP'd yes; their leaders remain on a one-year peace bond!⏳ APPEALS PENDING: Over 130 million names removed from voter rolls, says a rights report. In one state, 3.4 million+ appeals wait; clearing them could take at least 21 years!📰 CONSENT REQUIRED: 21 news publishers tell the Supreme Court the privacy law would make reporters seek permission from the people they write about. The groom's family has already declined!📝 UNANIMOUS, ELECTRONICALLY: Poll body tells the Supreme Court every revision order was unanimous. In urgent cases, members approve electronically and it is recorded in the file later!✅ ED CLEARANCE ISSUED: 14 Corruption cases dropped for new groom upon alliance!📜 DEGREE VERIFIED: Entire Political Science certification awarded!
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