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Sparked by: Can Sonia Gandhi throw Parliament's law in dustbin: Smriti Irani hits out at Congress over Vande Mataram row
Bride Rejects Groom Because He Sat Down During Antakshari's Patriotic Round; Family Says 'Standing Stamina' Is Now A Biodata Column
Matrimonial portals across the nation have quietly added a new mandatory field between 'Gotra' and 'Own House/Rented': *Vertical Patriotism Index*. Sources at DateASanghi.com's…
Read MoreSparked by: Facing Massive Youth Anger, Modi Govt to Send its Ministers to Universities Daily For Engaging With Gen Z
One Day, One University, One Ministerial Reel: Govt Launches 'Gen Z Outreach' Because Sliding Into the DMs of 140 Crore Youth Was Taking Too Long
In a masterstroke of participatory democracy, the government has announced that one minister will visit one university every single day, thereby mathematically solving…
Read MoreSparked by: Bharatiya Janata Party
Matrimonial Alert: Groom Demands Bride Whose Family Symbol Is Also A Lotus, Says 'Marigold Log Compromise Hain'
Welcome to the newest matrimonial category on DateASanghi.com: 'Symbol-Compatible Only.' Our users have decided that horoscopes are colonial and blood groups are elitist, so…
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