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The Zero-FIR Heartbreak Prosecutor

Files a Zero FIR every time a swipe-left causes irreparable cultural shock.

AgeAs young as the youth he's suing
Height5'9" (grows while filing paperwork)
ProfessionChief Cultural Shock Litigation & Troll Coordination Officer
EducationDiploma in Applied Offense-Taking
Family BackgroundDeeply hurt, deeply online
HobbiesScreen-recording apologies, coordinating replies, visiting police stations
Annual IncomeFiled alongside the FIR, for the record
Languages KnownHindi, English, Legal Notice
BNS SECTION MEMORIZEDTROLL SQUAD ON STANDBY
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A Note From the Family

Our son has never once let a rejection go unlitigated. We seek a match who understands that 'it's not you, it's me' can, and will, be treated as intentional insult.

Gems of Wisdom

Legal Strategist

A swipe left today is a Zero FIR tomorrow.

Digital Forensics Enthusiast

I don't get ghosted. I get evidence.

Content Reviewer

Every breakup deserves a public apology video, ideally landscape.

Self-Taught Jurist

Cultural shock is a valid legal category, I've decided.

Seeking a Match Who

A partner who apologizes fully, publicly, and on request, for offenses yet to be determined.

Absolute Dealbreakers

Unfollowing, blocking, any breakup that doesn't come with a formal statement of regret.

Endorsements

Filed a complaint before the relationship was even Instagram official.

Local Cyber Cell

Turned a mutual unmatch into a three-part investigative saga.

Godi Anchor Daily

Asked me to apologize on camera for breaking up with him. I did. It didn't help.

Anonymous Ex

Astro-Political Kundli Alignment

Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division

Ideal MatchMars in the House of Pending Litigation
Primary DoshaMangal Dosha (Chronic Grievance Filing)
Match %90%

CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Grievance Filing) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.

Closing this tab may itself constitute cultural shock. A Zero FIR is being drafted.