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Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
The Zero-FIR Heartbreak Prosecutor
“Files a Zero FIR every time a swipe-left causes irreparable cultural shock.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son has never once let a rejection go unlitigated. We seek a match who understands that 'it's not you, it's me' can, and will, be treated as intentional insult.”
Gems of Wisdom
Legal Strategist
“A swipe left today is a Zero FIR tomorrow.”
Digital Forensics Enthusiast
“I don't get ghosted. I get evidence.”
Content Reviewer
“Every breakup deserves a public apology video, ideally landscape.”
Self-Taught Jurist
“Cultural shock is a valid legal category, I've decided.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who apologizes fully, publicly, and on request, for offenses yet to be determined.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Unfollowing, blocking, any breakup that doesn't come with a formal statement of regret.
Endorsements
“Filed a complaint before the relationship was even Instagram official.”
“Turned a mutual unmatch into a three-part investigative saga.”
“Asked me to apologize on camera for breaking up with him. I did. It didn't help.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Grievance Filing) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.