Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
Dr. WhatsApp Forward, PhD
“Every claim independently verified by a minimum of three forwarded messages.”
Previously Rejected For“Sent seventeen forwards before the first date. Rejected before message eighteen arrived.”Got a better excuse? Submit your own →
A Note From the Family
“Our boy has never once clicked a link before sharing it. We seek a match who forwards first and asks questions never.”
Gems of Wisdom
Research Methodology Expert
“If three uncles sent it, it's peer-reviewed.”
Epistemology Innovator
“Fact-checkers are just people who haven't seen the right forward yet.”
Citation Specialist
“I don't do primary sources. I do primary group chats.”
Media Analyst
“Screenshots don't lie, only the news does.”
Seeking a Match Who
A life partner who forwards good morning messages by 6 AM and unverified news by 6:05 AM.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Snopes, AltNews, anyone who says 'let me check that first.'
Endorsements
“Forwarded me a cure, a conspiracy, and a birthday wish in the same thread.”
“Cited a forward of a forward and somehow won the family debate.”
“Never once Googled anything, and yet always 'did his research.'”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Forwarding) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.