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Dr. WhatsApp Forward, PhD

“Every claim independently verified by a minimum of three forwarded messages.”

AgeForwarded as '78, but read it as recent'

Height5'6" (per an unverified forward, allegedly measured by NASA)

ProfessionVice Chancellor, WhatsApp University (Estd. This Morning)

EducationPhD in Forwarded Screenshots, awarded by group consensus

Family Background37 admin-verified WhatsApp groups, all family

HobbiesForwarding, re-forwarding, forwarding the rebuttal to the fact-check

Annual IncomeUntraceable, much like the original source of any claim

Languages KnownHindi, English, Broken Screenshot

FORWARDED 100+ TIMESSOURCE: TRUST ME BRO

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A Note From the Family

“Our boy has never once clicked a link before sharing it. We seek a match who forwards first and asks questions never.”

Gems of Wisdom

Research Methodology Expert

“If three uncles sent it, it's peer-reviewed.”

Epistemology Innovator

“Fact-checkers are just people who haven't seen the right forward yet.”

Citation Specialist

“I don't do primary sources. I do primary group chats.”

Media Analyst

“Screenshots don't lie, only the news does.”

Seeking a Match Who

A life partner who forwards good morning messages by 6 AM and unverified news by 6:05 AM.

Absolute Dealbreakers

Snopes, AltNews, anyone who says 'let me check that first.'

Endorsements

“Forwarded me a cure, a conspiracy, and a birthday wish in the same thread.”

— Family WhatsApp Group

“Cited a forward of a forward and somehow won the family debate.”

— Anonymous Uncle

“Never once Googled anything, and yet always 'did his research.'”

— Godi Anchor Daily

Astro-Political Kundli Alignment

Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division

Ideal MatchRahu in the House of Unverified Forwards

Primary DoshaMangal Dosha (Chronic Forwarding)

Match %100% (Forwarded Statistic)

CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Forwarding) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.

This bio is independently verified by a minimum of three forwarded messages.