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Professor Vedic Vimana

Will prove ancient India invented the airplane, the internet, and your Wi-Fi router, all before lunch.

AgeOlder than the internet, which he also invented
Height5'8" (measured using Vedic units, disputed)
ProfessionChief Ancient Aviation Historian & Stem Cell Enthusiast
EducationHonorary PhD, self-conferred at a wedding reception
Family BackgroundDescended from a long line of forwarded PDFs
HobbiesReinterpreting Wikipedia, correcting surgeons on ancient plastic surgery
Annual IncomeMonetized via seminar circuit and one aggressive YouTube channel
Languages KnownSanskrit (claimed), English (subtitled), Google Translate (fluent)
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Previously Rejected ForProposed using a PowerPoint on ancient aviation. Swiped left before slide 12 of 90.Got a better excuse? Submit your own →

A Note From the Family

Our son knew from childhood that Kalidasa understood quantum physics. We seek a match who will nod respectfully during 45-minute unsolicited lectures at dinner.

Gems of Wisdom

Aviation Historian

The Pushpak Vimana had Wi-Fi. We just haven't found the router yet.

Medical Visionary

Stem cell research is mentioned in the Mahabharata, trust the process.

Surgical Scholar

Plastic surgery began the day an elephant head was attached, successfully.

Citation-Free Thinker

I don't do footnotes. Footnotes are for people who doubt themselves.

Seeking a Match Who

A partner who applauds at the end of unsolicited 45-minute historical monologues, ideally standing.

Absolute Dealbreakers

Fact-checking websites, historians with actual degrees, anyone who asks 'which century, exactly.'

Endorsements

Explained air travel to actual pilots. They had no rebuttal, only silence.

Regional Seminar Circuit

Cited zero sources and somehow still won the argument.

WhatsApp Family Group Admin

Corrected my son's NCERT textbook during his own birthday party.

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Astro-Political Kundli Alignment

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Ideal MatchMercury in the House of Unverified Claims
Primary DoshaMangal Dosha (Chronic Overexplaining)
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CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Overexplaining) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.