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The Undefeated Panelist
“Has never lost a debate, mostly because no one else could finish a sentence.”
Previously Rejected For“Proposed mid-interruption of his own proposal. Rejected before he paused for breath.”Got a better excuse? Submit your own →
A Note From the Family
“Our son has never let another panelist finish a sentence, not even at Diwali dinner. We seek a match who can out-talk him, or at least out-wait him.”
Gems of Wisdom
Debate Strategist
“I don't need a counterargument. I need a louder microphone.”
Victory Analyst
“Silence from the other panelist just means I've won, again.”
Communication Expert
“A good point is best made three times, simultaneously, over someone else's.”
Technical Victor
“The anchor cutting to an ad break is also a win for me, technically.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who agrees loudly, disagrees never, and has excellent hearing.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Soft-spoken debate opponents, moderators who enforce speaking time, silence.
Endorsements
“Interrupted his own opening statement to disagree with himself.”
“Won the debate by being the only one still speaking after the ad break.”
“My mic was cut and he still finished my sentence, incorrectly.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Interrupting) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.