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The Taxing Goddess
“Doesn't eat onions or garlic. Zero inflation impact.”
A Note From the Family
“She has never touched an onion or garlic in her life, and neither has your monthly budget survived her presence. We seek a match who won't ask why popcorn and caramel popcorn have different tax slabs.”
Gems of Wisdom
Dietitian
“I don't eat much onion or garlic.”
Theologian
“Act of God caused the economic slowdown.”
Constitutional Scholar
“Petrol prices are a state subject, until they're not.”
Economist
“A surcharge a day keeps the deficit away.”
Seeking a Match Who
Someone who considers 'inflation' a personality flaw of the citizen, not the policy.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Anyone who saves receipts, asks for GST breakdowns, or remembers pre-surcharge prices.
Endorsements
“Nobody reads the notification before the price changes. Flawless execution.”
“Explained rising fuel prices using purely celestial phenomena. Inspiring.”
“Our savings account achieved full spiritual detachment thanks to her.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Shani Dosha (Perpetual Surcharge) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.