Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
IIT-Return Rajiv
“Left the country in 2004, hasn't stopped explaining it since.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son moved away two decades ago and has explained the country back to us in every phone call since. We seek a match who enjoys unsolicited policy analysis over video call, at odd hours.”
Gems of Wisdom
Diaspora Policy Analyst
“Back home, we would never tolerate this. Anyway, as I was saying from my kitchen in Fremont—”
Credential Contextualizer
“I mention IIT not to brag, but because it's structurally relevant to this point.”
Remote Patriot
“The real India is best understood from a nine-hour time difference.”
Identity Consultant
“I've never been more Indian than during this podcast recording.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who takes his 11 PM IST video calls at 11 PM IST, gladly, and agrees the traffic really is that bad.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Anyone who asks 'so are you moving back,' time zones that don't accommodate a podcast schedule.
Endorsements
“Explained monsoon economics to people currently standing in the monsoon.”
“Compared our traffic to Palo Alto's unprompted, twice, in one call.”
“Voted from abroad, then explained the results to everyone who actually voted.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Diaspora Distance) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.