Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
The High Command's Favorite Understudy
“Announced as CM by surprise. Still hasn't recovered from the shock, gratefully.”
A Note From the Family
“Our boy was as surprised as everyone else when the announcement came, and remains surprised, on schedule, at every cabinet meeting. We seek a match who won't ask what happened to the six seniors who were overlooked.”
Gems of Wisdom
Humility Expert
“I never asked for this chair. I was simply told to sit.”
Political Scientist
“Every decision is unanimous when there's only one option.”
Loyalist
“Gratitude is my only real portfolio.”
Philosopher
“I answer only to the High Command, and occasionally the alarm clock.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who's comfortable with sudden, unexplained changes in status and won't take it personally.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Ambition, independent statements, asking the High Command 'why.'
Endorsements
“Never once had an original opinion. Reliable.”
“The most surprised man in the room, every single time.”
“Replaced overnight, replaced without complaint. A model employee.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Shani Dosha (Perpetual Probation) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.