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The Double-Engine Debutant
“Won a state the party never held before, with a cabinet the other party trained.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son changed his party, his scarf colour, and his ringtone in the same week, and was rewarded with a whole state. We seek a bride flexible enough to celebrate both Durga Puja and the Delhi schedule.”
Gems of Wisdom
Railway Expert
“The engine was always double. You just weren't counting the second one.”
Survivor
“My old cases followed me to the new party, then politely left.”
Federalist
“Every policy here will be bold, Bengali, and approved in Delhi.”
Historian
“I have always been in this party. Spiritually.”
Seeking a Match Who
A bride who will not ask which party he belonged to on which date.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Old tweets, old speeches, old party colleagues with good memories.
Endorsements
“Switched sides so smoothly the old flag still had his fingerprints on it.”
“Historic mandate. We said so before the counting began.”
“Inducted on Monday, ticketed on Wednesday, CM by summer. Model employee.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Dalbadal Dosha (Recurring Party Switches) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.