Profile Manager: Laundry Division HQ
The Chief Deletion Commissioner
“Has never lost an election, mostly by removing the people who might have voted.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son is extremely tidy. He once cleaned up a list so thoroughly that thousands of young people had to come to Delhi just to check they still existed. We seek a bride who is definitely on the roll and intends to stay quiet about it.”
Gems of Wisdom
Minimalist
“A clean list is a happy list. A short list is a happier list.”
Statistician
“If you were deleted, you were probably a duplicate of someone who agrees with me.”
Philosopher
“I don't remove voters. I remove uncertainty.”
Open-Door Policy
“Protesters outside my office are welcome to re-register, after one year of peace.”
Seeking a Match Who
A bride whose name appears on the list exactly once, and whose family's names appear at his discretion.
Absolute Dealbreakers
Supreme Court orders, cockroaches, anyone who checks the roll twice.
Endorsements
“Shortened the list so efficiently we finished counting before lunch.”
“Two thousand detentions and not one resignation. Commitment.”
“Tried to leave a review but my account was flagged as a duplicate.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Kaal Dosha (Chronic Brown-Flag Sightings) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.