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THE U-TURN™

Changes direction without warning.

4.1/5₹2,222 (direction not guaranteed)

Reviewed by The Palti-Maar Patriarch

Performance
78%
Durability
55%
Ideological Consistency
8%
Noise Level
60%
Ease of Operation
92%
Political Compatibility
70%
Family Approval
18%
Likelihood of Changing Sides
99%
Aftercare

Immediately denies having changed direction at all.

The Full Review

Purchased this product for one purpose and it immediately began serving a different one, which I fully support, having also changed my mind about the purpose. Direction changes without warning, which the manual describes as a 'feature' and my family describes as 'Tuesday.' Ease of operation is excellent, mostly because it never stays in one operation long enough to become difficult. Overall: reliably unpredictable. Would use again, in whichever direction proves convenient.

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