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questionable decisions

THE MASTERSTROKE™

Explainable only after three television debates.

3.7/5₹6,660 (explanation not included)

Reviewed by The Television Debate Gladiator

Performance
70%
Durability
60%
Ideological Consistency
45%
Noise Level
85%
Ease of Operation
20%
Political Compatibility
78%
Family Approval
35%
Likelihood of Changing Sides
25%
Aftercare

Immediately requires a panel of six to explain.

The Full Review

NOBODY understood this product at first, which, frankly, was the plan. Explainability improved considerably after the third television debate, at which point six panelists and I explained it simultaneously, at volume, none of us in agreement. Noise level is exceptional. Ease of operation is poor, largely because the operation itself was never fully revealed. Overall: brilliant, in hindsight, allegedly, according to me.

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