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“Immediately followed by an inauguration ceremony.”
The Full Review
This product promised twice the power and, I am pleased to report, delivered exactly one power button, which is honestly more than most manage. The inauguration alone was moving. Durability is respectable, though the second engine has, as of this writing, not been located. Overall: a triumph of branding over engineering, and I would not have it any other way. Would use again at the next ribbon-cutting.
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