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This product is, without question, the most inspiring thing I have not yet been able to use. 'Coming soon' has held steady since pre-order, which I consider a promise rather than a delay. Performance cannot be verified, but I remain certain it will be extraordinary, and anyone who doubts this clearly doesn't love the country. Overall: visionary. Would use again the moment it exists. Would recommend immediately, on principle.
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