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THE AYA RAM GAYA RAM™

Changes direction depending on circumstances.

3.9/5₹3,333 (name plate not included)

Reviewed by The Palti-Maar Patriarch

Performance
75%
Durability
50%
Ideological Consistency
5%
Noise Level
55%
Ease of Operation
95%
Political Compatibility
85%
Family Approval
12%
Likelihood of Changing Sides
98%
Aftercare

Immediately joins whichever aftercare is currently in power.

The Full Review

A classic, and I say that with total conviction, having held several different opinions about it already this week. This product changes direction depending on circumstances, which the committee once called instability and now calls flexibility, following a change in circumstances. Ideological consistency is, by design, not the point. Overall: a timeless piece of engineering. Would use again, under whichever name is currently convenient.

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