Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
The Double-Engine Groom
“Same party at home and in-laws' house — guaranteed zero friction.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son has never disagreed with his in-laws, not once, not even privately. We seek a match who enjoys hearing 'double engine sarkar' in every sentence, including 'pass the salt.'”
Gems of Wisdom
Transport Analogist
“One engine is good. Two is a lifestyle.”
Historian
“Every problem was actually solved by the previous single-engine government's incompetence.”
Fiscal Philosopher
“Synergy isn't a feeling, it's a funding formula.”
Diplomat
“We don't fight with Delhi. We forward its messages.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who agrees that credit is best shared upward and blame is best shared nowhere.
Absolute Dealbreakers
State autonomy discussions, questions about devolved funds, anyone who mentions the previous CM's projects.
Endorsements
“Never once asked Delhi an inconvenient question.”
“Ribbon-cutting scissors have never been sharper.”
“Announced my own state scheme as a Central initiative. Impressive.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Guru Chandal Dosha (Excess Deference) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.