Profile Manager: RSS Central Cell, Nagpur
The Surgical Strike Casanova
“Conducts precision strikes on both enemy camps and prime-time debates.”
A Note From the Family
“Our son has never lost a TV debate about a war nobody can verify happened. We seek a match who understands that 'strategic' is just another word for 'we'll explain later.'”
Gems of Wisdom
Master Strategist
“We entered, we struck, we left no evidence — by design.”
Risk Manager
“Proof would compromise national security.”
Political Scientist
“Every election needs a good operation.”
Debate Champion
“I've neutralized more Opposition arguments than actual threats.”
Seeking a Match Who
A partner who won't ask for satellite coordinates and enjoys romance conducted entirely off the record.
Absolute Dealbreakers
RTI applications, satellite imagery requests, anyone who says 'citation needed.'
Endorsements
“Announced a strike before we'd even finished breakfast. Impressive turnaround.”
“Never once showed us satellite images, and somehow we believed him anyway.”
“The most decorated man in press conferences, undecorated in actual paperwork.”
Astro-Political Kundli Alignment
Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division
CAUTION: Mangal Dosha (Chronic Announcement Syndrome) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.