The Rajya Sabha Nominated Celebrity

“Attended 4 sessions in 6 years, all for the group photo.”

AgeAgeless, per the film industry

Height5'10" (with the right camera angle)

ProfessionNominated Member & Full-Time Celebrity

EducationHonorary Doctorate, Cause Unknown

Family BackgroundFamous long before the nomination, famous long after

HobbiesAttending galas, skipping question hour

Annual IncomeEndorsement deals plus a modest parliamentary salary

Languages KnownHindi, English, Red Carpet Poses

NOMINATED NOT ELECTEDRED CARPET READY

A Note From the Family

“Our child was nominated for their 'contribution to society,' which mostly involved a popular streaming show and one national award. We seek a match who won't ask about the pending private member's bill from three years ago.”

Gems of Wisdom

Statesman

“I represent the nation best by simply attending the opening ceremony.”

Scheduler

“Question Hour clashes with my shoot schedule, unfortunately.”

Philosopher

“A nomination is basically a lifetime achievement award with a seating chart.”

Diplomat

“I've never voted against the party, mostly because I've never voted.”

Seeking a Match Who

A partner who understands that showing up is 90% of governance, and applause is the other 90%.

Absolute Dealbreakers

Attendance registers, anyone who mentions private member's bills.

Endorsements

“Graced the inaugural session in a designer sherwani. Unforgettable entrance.”

— Rajya Sabha Secretariat

“Cast the tie-breaking vote on nothing, memorably.”

— Godi Anchor Daily

“Asked about a bill once. Talked about their new film instead. Smooth transition.”

— Anonymous Parliamentary Reporter

Astro-Political Kundli Alignment

Certified by the Pegasus Kundli Spy Division

Ideal MatchVenus in the House of Ceremonial Appointments

Primary DoshaShukra Dosha (Chronic Absenteeism)

Match %68%

CAUTION: Shukra Dosha (Chronic Absenteeism) detected in the 8th house. Avoid unscripted interactions.